Introduction, cringeworthy names and nine hour flights!
Hi,I'm Tori. I'm an English girl and I've recently been accepted to be part of the Cultural Representative Program at Disney World in Florida. It's a year long program so I've decided to keep a blog for it. Blogging is a new thing for me. I keep a diary but actually putting all my thoughts and feelings out there on the internet for anyone to read? Well, that's something a little different.
I've done quite a bit of travelling over the last few years (that makes me sound so old!) I've worked at a summer camp, did a bit of repping in France and Menorca, a little backpacking in Thailand and Australia and a bit of volunteering out in Africa. I've also worked for Disney before.I worked onboard the Disney Wonder, one of their cruise ships. The hours were crazy. Seventy hours a week (that's ten hours a day) without a single day off in a four and a half month contract. It was exhausting to the extreme. The video above shows a bit of my life on the high seas! I sound like a pirate!
The hours put me off Disney for quite a while but then I learnt about the CRP (Cultural Representative Program - Disney LOVES acronyms!). You get two days off a week so the working hours aren't so important. I can do 16 hour days if I need to as long as I know I can get some time to recover from it!Over the last few months, I've been organising everything I need for my trip. I've sorted out my flight, got my visa, paid the insurance and even got chatting to a few other people who will be doing the same thing as me. It's nice to know other people are in the same boat as me. This time not literally! I just hope I get on well with everyone. I should do as they all seem really great. Luckily, we're all on the same flight so we'll either become good friends or kill each other on the nine hour flight to Florida. I'm hoping for the former.
The agency that Disney use to recruit people for the CRP is called "Yummy Jobs". It makes me cringe every time I have to say the name as it sounds like I'm 3! Still, despite the vomit inducing name, they're really good at helping you with everything you need. They've sent me ALOT of literature. I've been rereading it to make sure I've done everything and there is now only one thing I still need to sort out. They ask you to provide your own bedding for Florida; sheets, pillows, duvets...the lot. Quick question. Do you know how much room there is left in a standard suitcase after packing a duvet into it? The answer is zero room. Maybe you can get a pen round the edge or a a couple of safety pins but any other luxuries such as clothes will need to be forgotten about. My flight arrives at Orlando at 3.20pm (their time). Hopefully I'll have enough time to nip out to Wal-Mart and buy what I need. Packing it really isn't an option. Especially as my cat, Sunrise seems to have decided all I'm taking is her!
(To a resort cast member) Can you turn the air con on in the pool?
Guest: What kind of orange juice is this? Me: Fanta
What are you? (I think they meant what nationality)
(It's raining hard) Guest: Wow, it's raining hard. Me: Well, it's only raining in the UK pavillion. It's to add authenticity. If you go past into Canada, it's sunny! Guest: Wow, really? That's amazing!
Me: Have a lovely day, Sir! Guest: Bite me! (What? This was just a random guest I spoke to).
Guest 1: What is the UK? Guest 2: Ukraine
What country are we in? Uk? Where's Uk?
Are you a real person? (Huh?!?)
What time is the three o'clock parade?
I can't understand your language!
Guest (to an African cast member): How does it feel to have to wear shoes all the time?
Guest: Did they teach you to use that when you got here? Me: What? Guest: The pen! Me: Uhhh...no, we have pens in England. Guest: Seriously? I thought you used those ink and feather things!
Guest: How long have you been in the States? Me: Five months Guest: Wow! You speak English really well!
Is it true the British are pregnant for twelve months?
When is it New Year in England?
What is Boxing Day? Is it a time when the British fight each other in the streets?
I expect it's weird to see Black people out here (WTF?!?!)
What is the first language in England? Is it Englandish?
I came to the UK pavillion to see how the British celebrate Thanksgiving (erm...we don't?)
Do you celebrate Christmas in England?
Guest: My family comes from Britain. Me: Really, whereabouts? England? Scotland? Guest: Neither, Britain.
I have a friend in London called Bob, do you know him?
Oh, you speak English! I thought you all spoke German since you lost the war
Do you work here? (I was in full costume with nametag)
Do you speak English?
Where in Australia are you from?
American: Where is Canada? Me: Just down this way if you carry on..... American Guest: NO! I know where the pavillion is, where's the country?
When is the Temporary Resort being pulled down to make way for the Permanent one? (I think they mean the CONtemporary Resort!)
Me: What countries make up the UK? Guest: England, Scotland, Ireland and France
Where in London is England?
Me: Can you name a country in Europe? Guest: Asia!
Me: Can you name a country in Europe? Guest: The one with the kangaroos
What do you call squirrels in England?
I know this isn't your fault but......(then why the hell are you yelling at me, you arse?)
What language do they speak in England?
Are you Australian?
Are The Beatles Disney characters?
Guest 1: "Is that the real Eiffel Tower in the French Pavillion?" Guest 2: "No, the real one is in Las Vegas" (I wish I could say I'm joking here!)
Your accent doesn't sound anything like an English accent
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